Princess Gay

meladoodle:

ladies laaaaadies, theres plenty of me to go around *detaches arm* thats for you Brenda

chloekarmalynch:

chloekarmalynch:

what CIS stands for:

Clopping

something went wrong while writing this but im just gonna leave it like that

radishez:

mens-rights-activia:

Benedict Cumberbatch is stopped yet again from illegally downloading movies, God bless

bless

radishez:

mens-rights-activia:

Benedict Cumberbatch is stopped yet again from illegally downloading movies, God bless

bless

Have Some Ghost Gamzee

wickedclothes:

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thepagejakeenglish:

CANT RISK IT

thepagejakeenglish:

CANT RISK IT

umbriss:

yunglapras:

i hate that “LOL SO IF WOMEN ARE EQUAL CAN I PUNCH YOU” shit bc 1 in 3 women are abused

y’all are already punching us

the issue is that we’d like you to stop

Also if the first thing your mind goes to is “now I can punch women with no repercussions fucking sweet!” MAYBE YOU HAVE ISSUES

freeleech:
gemmacorrell:

(via Four Eyes Comic Strip, June 09, 2014 on GoComics.com)

prevalere:

you know how in some movies the bride/groom calls off the wedding to be with the person they truly love and then they live happily ever after well it’s pretty shitty that the person they were getting married to doesn’t actually get a happy ending but no one seems to care about it to the point that he/she is not even mentioned afterwards as if that person didn’t exist or had feelings at all yeah just a thought

rayneclowd:

monetizeyourcat:

magicpottybaby:

sizvideos:

TL;DR : Watch this incredible story in video

holy fuck! so how did the penguins taste?????

this is the cutest video in the entire world. this seal is just so afraid for this dumb weird baby she thinks she’s found out in the ocean. have a bird. have another bird. no, see, eat the bird! the bird is food! why won’t this stupid baby eat. open your mouth you idiot baby i will feed you bird if it’s the last thing i do

I would most certainly eat penguin for the seal.It went through all that trouble just to get the penguin for another creature that it’s never seen before so it wouldn’t starve. That is just too adorable.

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now